Friday, January 21, 2011
Attempt to scatter
As we sit around our apartment, like we do on an extremely regular basis, one roommate debates whether or not she wants to make a blog or go pee or something like that... Anyways, her reasoning for not wanting to do whatever it was, was because she didn't want to get up off of the futon because she didn't want all of us to scatter off to bed after she got up. I don't know why her getting up would be reasoning for everyone to scatter off to bed, but that was it. She finally decided that she really needed to pee. She got up, and no one left their spots. We just sat there...and looked at each other. Another roommate decided that we needed to scatter as a joke. We would hide in her room because that somewhere she wouldn't think we would be. I agreed. We continued to just sit in our seats and do nothing. We debated as to who should make the first move. The toilet flushed, we were running out of time. I decided to make the first move. As i tried to get out of the bar stool, I got caught on something an fell onto the floor bum first. My fall was cushioned by a foot stretcher kept by the trashcan. As I lay on the ground outstretched reaching, my other roommate still hadn't moved! I then get up quick and sprint to her room. My roommate then decides to get up, but just before she enters the destination, the bathroom door opens and she's there...lying on the floor in front of the bathroom. Mission Scatter: FAILED.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
New Blog
I sit here on my couch and I make a blog. I informed my curious roommates of my adventure and they help me name my site. They then begin to pester me on what I'm going to write about. I say that I will right about them, but that doesn't go over so well. So i guess I will not right about my silly little roommates. They keep trying to distract me and make me doodle pictures, but I am determined to finish my first blog post ever. One roommate is drawing something and keeps criticizing her work. She keeps saying this and that is ugly and asking for our input without actually expecting a reply, well here's my unwanted reply anyways, "YES THAT "E" IS UGLY!"
Well this will do for now. My first blog entry is complete. :]
Well this will do for now. My first blog entry is complete. :]
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