Attempt to scatter

As we sit around our apartment, like we do on an extremely regular basis, one roommate debates whether or not she wants to make a blog or go pee or something like that... Anyways, her reasoning for not wanting to do whatever it was, was because she didn't want to get up off of the futon because she didn't want all of us to scatter off to bed after she got up. I don't know why her getting up would be reasoning for everyone to scatter off to bed, but that was it. She finally decided that she really needed to pee. She got up, and no one left their spots. We just sat there...and looked at each other. Another roommate decided that we needed to scatter as a joke. We would hide in her room because that somewhere she wouldn't think we would be. I agreed. We continued to just sit in our seats and do nothing. We debated as to who should make the first move. The toilet flushed, we were running out of time. I decided to make the first move. As i tried to get out of the bar stool, I got caught on something an fell onto the floor bum first. My fall was cushioned by a foot stretcher kept by the trashcan. As I lay on the ground outstretched reaching, my other roommate still hadn't moved! I then get up quick and sprint to her room. My roommate then decides to get up, but just before she enters the destination, the bathroom door opens and she's there...lying on the floor in front of the bathroom. Mission Scatter: FAILED.